Alternative facts

"Up until now, I have believed the visitor from a planet that does not exist did successful elevations although s/he admitted to misconduct in their follow-up paper... Now, I am not sure whether the promised elevations really happened."

In its final report, the panel reaffirmed its previous findings while announcing additional discoveries. 

"I know how strange this sounds. I can't remember."

"What do you mean, you can't remember? Did you talk to the Charamaynne about this?"

"No, but the elevation technician will, if I don't pay up. I know how crazy this sounds."

"You can't just plug your brain into this machine and not expect to be affected by it please walk away from this before you get hurt too."

"Why do I get the feeling we've met before?"

"Maybe, we have, in another life."

"What are you doing here? What is that other life like?"

"I don't want to talk about it."