There is a conspiracy happening at the Welcome Habitat.

Some pretend to know the secret of infinite beauty and happiness.

It all started when alien archaeologists deciphered an inscription on the wall of a beauty parlour several billion years old.
It reads as follows:  
"when you go in .manipulates .of a thousand bottles for guests done but I am getting the balloon for ,their ,happiness so.
does this.
 ,I'm a different.
so I had one is that high and they my I need to do their biggest by social .credit.
I ,was thinking.
as ,well."